Sunday, June 9, 2013

Lair of the Porn Broker

timjdrake: how come every time anyone says something nice about nicki minaj they have to start it...

timjdrake:

how come every time anyone says something nice about nicki minaj they have to start it off with "i don't like her music but…" like no one cares about your bad taste

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spadesslick: tokomon: The original pitch for the Powerpuff...





spadesslick:

tokomon:

The original pitch for the Powerpuff Girls was a student film called Whoopass Stew.  Craig McCracken originally intended to show what the perfect little girl was before Professor Utonium added a can of Whoopass to the concoction.  The perfect little girl (sitting on the rainbow) was supposed to be the perfect mixture of sugar, spice, and everything nice.  When the accidental extra ingredient was added, the three original ingredients split up to match the personalities of the three new girls.  Bubbles being sugar, Buttercup being spice, and Blossom being everything nice.

Chemical X is whoopass.

This is the greatest day of my life.

harrietbathman: *pays stripper in trident layers*

harrietbathman:

*pays stripper in trident layers*

mirly: "video games make people violent" THAT'S RIGHT. IM GONNA AX YOUR HEAD OFF AS SOon as im done...

mirly:

"video games make people violent"

THAT'S RIGHT. IM GONNA AX YOUR HEAD OFF AS SOon as im done watering my plants and talking to the townsfolk. 

Returning to Tumblr after a few days

laugh-addict:

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saltbender: Of course not. #i've made a huge mistake: a...









saltbender:

Of course not.

zazzle-poetry: buy here



zazzle-poetry:

buy here

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shalrath: dear girls: please shave your armpits. and your legs. and your arms. and your eyebrows....

shalrath:

dear girls: please shave your armpits. and your legs. and your arms. and your eyebrows. and your skin. get heavily radiated. leave the muscles exposed. mmm. fuck these smoothskins we ghouls know whats beautiful

melancholier: sext: hey later do u wanna….. youknow………. frick frack

melancholier:

sext: hey later do u wanna….. youknow………. frick frack

tibets: Sext: what do you want from taco bell

tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

mesotheliomadoug: "I'll stick my boot so far up your ass I...



mesotheliomadoug:

"I'll stick my boot so far up your ass I swear to god"

this isn't the park you piece of shit



this isn't the park you piece of shit

"The best thing about my front door is when you walk in…you're right in the kitchen which is very..."

"The best thing about my front door is when you walk in…you're right in the kitchen which is very bizarre for some people, but if you're a woman that ever wants to stay with me or come here, my mom included, you just walk in and you've found your place!"

- Ray Narvaez Jr.  (via fictionisreal)

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jacknoir-sexual: dirksempai: friendly reminder that codename: kids next door had an entire episode...

jacknoir-sexual:

dirksempai:

friendly reminder that codename: kids next door had an entire episode about bras

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i think u mean battle ready armour 

circumcisions: finally



circumcisions:

finally

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