MY BONES AGAINST YOUR BONES.

i lied this is

i lied this is

this is my favorite picture of me ever and idc

this is my favorite picture of me ever and idc

"barely" You're so modest haha. But yeah, I mean whatever floats your boat. You're cool either way. But yeah, you're rad as fuck.

like who are you

Okay one last question what's Your favorite porn website?

hardsextube.com

I hope you consider it :) I mean at least you know how to have sex hahaha

barely lol

If you do make that video with your bf Would you post it? Or would you just use it for your personal use Only?

Chances are it'd just be personal. 

if that video with your boyfriend happens would it get posted here?

probably not. maybe.

Okay another question So how many videos do you have of you having sex or giving Head ?

Just that one blowjob one. 

My boyfriend wants to make a porno but i don't know if im really talkin about it

How my friend has sex: Little to no foreplay. Get naked. Cowgirl the whole time. Make him jizz in a towel. Done. No protection either(I told her she's a dumbass for that). But yeah, she's lame as fuck.

maybe im just a huge perv that's watched way too much porn but i just dont get how someone could suck at having sex

it's not rocket science lol

And you're trying to convince me that sex with you isn't great? I'd be a happy camper. I have this one friend who is boring as fuck. I almost feel bad for her boyfriend but he's put up with it so I just think he's too pussy to man up and change things.

omg my old best friend was like the worst person to fuck ever

she hated getting her pussy eaten.

she never gave blow jobs. 

no anal.

no moans.

no different positions. 

she just layed there and made you do everything.

all her boyfriends would complain to me and it was just funny

Dang :)

true story

When was the last time you had drunk sex? >:)

like a week ago when i shotgunned a four loko on an empty stomach

 everyone was like becca no dont do it

and i was like R U TRYING TO CHALLENGE ME RN FINE ILL DO IT

so i did

and i got trashed

and molested the fuck out of my bf while he was on the phone with his aunt

eenie meenie miney moe catch a tiger? :)

by its dick

Jealous lol. I feel like sex with you is just insanely awesome and that I'm missing out whenever you talk about it.

sex with me is probably really lame lmao

i pornstar it super hard

If you think about it that way. You could think of it as porn. That's how I would at least. But yeah, if you're not down that's cool. Good luck getting through 2 months though.

it just means we'll have the most intense, angry sex ever when he gets back so i'm like not even trippin lol

You're to sexy for me to behave. Come on.

unf

Damn lol. What if you watch the fapping party? Would that make you horny?

nah lol it would just make me bad girlfriend for watching strangers jack off

we should have a fapping party tonight if thats the case.

im not horny so i cant fap

I mean, I'd gladly volunteer

DEREK BEHAVE

I wish I was your boyfriend cuz you sound like the most kick-ass girlfriend to have ever.

lol i don't know about kick ass, but i tryyy